Terms of Service

The Short Version

KarmaCompound is a parody product. We sell digital experiences — karmic policies, fire ceremonies, intention-setting tools, and certificates of intention. These are entertainment products. No actual karmic outcomes are guaranteed. The universe, as always, reserves the right to improvise.

What We Actually Are

KarmaCompound is a creative entertainment product operated as a parody of financial investment vehicles. Nothing on this site constitutes financial advice, spiritual guidance, therapeutic services, or religious instruction. We are not a financial institution, insurance company, therapy practice, or religious organization. We just did the paperwork.

What You're Buying

When you purchase from KarmaCompound you receive:

• A digital certificate of intention — a document recording what you chose and when you chose it
• Access to digital experiences including the Fire Ceremony and Resting in It
• No guarantee of any karmic, spiritual, financial, or metaphysical outcome

Certificates are proof of intention, not outcome. Past lives do not guarantee future outcomes. Please do good things anyway.

The Fire Ceremony

Your $25 purchase grants lifetime membership to the Fire Ceremony — a digital ritual experience. You may return as many times as you need at no additional charge. Nothing you write in the ceremony is stored, saved, or seen by anyone. It is received by the fire and that is all.

Payments

All payments are processed securely by Stripe. KarmaCompound does not store your payment information. All sales are final. The universe does not issue refunds. Neither do we — but if something went genuinely wrong, contact us and we'll make it right.

Your Account

You provide your name and email at checkout. These are used to generate your certificate and communicate with you about your account. We will not sell your information to third parties. Public ledger entries may be selected for our monthly newsletter — you control whether your entries are public, anonymous, or private.

Acceptance

By checking the acceptance box at checkout you confirm that you have read these terms, understand that this is an entertainment product, and agree to be bound by these terms.

Contact

KarmaCompound · Bandon, OR · karmacompound.com