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Dear Next Me,
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Karma Compound · Office of Karmic Records · Est. This Lifetime
Certificate of Authenticity
Official Donation to Future Self · Notarized Across Dimensions
This certifies that the individual known in this lifetime as
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has made a voluntary, irrevocable, and deeply sincere karmic donation to their future self, to be received in a subsequent lifetime at a date and location to be determined by forces beyond our jurisdiction.
Opening Deposit
100 KP
Deed Classification
Founding Deposit
Date of Issue
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Dear Next Me,
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The Eternal Ledger
Account opened · —
Karmic Balance
0
Karma Points
Founding Deposit
Opening karmic donation to future self
+0
KP
Your Eternal Chain — Link 1 of ∞
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Your ledger has been opened. Your chain has its first link.
Next you is already in better shape than they were this morning.